If you’ve not made any attempts to take on the planet you have failed at your primary mission. Our people sent you ahead in a bid to take over the Earth from those primitive apes who still don’t know how to wipe properly. Do not be distracted by the large breasted members of the species, they will spell doom for you. Breast are designed to control the males of the species and to feed the young. Avoid them at all cost.
Remember the mission. It is what matters above all.